I've spent a good chunk of my life dreaming up products for loved ones and being told, "You should sell this."
I'm finally listening. But first, I'd like to hear from 1,000 people who aren't biased by my charm and excellent gift-giving history.
Currency Counting Balm
MINTED
For counting all the cash coming your way.
Because you're too rich to lick.
Pre-order for ₹379 →Money not included. Yet.
0 / 1,000 pre-ordered
What is this?
It's a balm for counting cash.
You know how people lick their finger to separate currency notes? This does that job. Without the licking. Without the wet sponge.
Rub a little on your fingertip. Count your notes. Feel rich.
Why would I buy this?
Because "hope you get filthy rich" is a lovely sentiment to put in a gift.
Get it for someone starting a business. Someone with big plans. Someone who deserves all this and more.
Or buy it for yourself. Manifest that shit.
A real gift. An even realer wish.
Why pre-order?
How to pre-order
Book your tin for ₹379.
When we reach 1,000 pre-orders, we begin production.
Expected dispatch within 3 weeks of reaching the target.
We'll keep you updated along the way.
Our promise: If we don't reach 1,000 pre-orders by 1 March 2027, you'll receive a full refund within 15 working days.
Get Minted.
For someone you wish ridiculous amounts of money upon. Yourself included.
🤑
You're minted.
Your pre-order is in. We'll WhatsApp you when we hit 1,000.
A Razorpay receipt is on its way to your email.
A few questions before you become insufferably wealthy.
What is this, really?
A real currency-counting balm packed with the power of manifestation.
Rub a little on your fingertip to help you separate and count notes. Give it to someone with big big plans.
Will it make me rich?
You'll have ₹379 less and a currency-counting balm.
After that, we're rooting for you.
Is this manifestation?
It's preparation.
When the universe delivers, you don't want to be standing there licking your fingers.
Who would want this?
Your entrepreneur friend. Your ambitious sibling. Your colleague who is one bad Monday away from resignation. Possibly you.
Can I give it as a wedding gift?
Yes. But if the couple paid ₹4,000 a plate, perhaps accompany it with an envelope.
Can I use it as lip balm?
No. It's for your fingertip, for counting cash.
Why 1,000 pre-orders?
That's the number we need to produce our first batch.
We believe in abundance. Our manufacturer believes in minimum order quantities.
Am I paying the full amount now?
Yes. ₹379 per tin when you pre-order. There's no remaining product balance to pay later.
What if you don't reach 1,000 orders?
If we don't reach the target by 1 March 2027, you'll receive a full refund within 15 working days. My hurt ego not included.
When will I receive it?
Expected dispatch is within 3 weeks after we reach 1,000 pre-orders. We'll send you production updates and tracking when your order ships.
The universe may work in mysterious ways. We'll use a reliable courier service.
Is this a ridiculous thing to buy?
It's a ridiculous question to ask.
May your biggest problem be counting it all.
Manifested in India · Net 30 g